NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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