Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
she peed on how many people?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
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