On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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