is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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