No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I wish i was in the wii world.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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