"it" just moved
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
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