Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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