How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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