is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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