she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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