just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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