no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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