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So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I woke up under a house in Key West
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