is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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