Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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