I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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