she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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