Its about making memories worth repressing
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Blood and glitter go together right?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
