How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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