Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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