so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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