is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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