I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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