i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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