I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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