He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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