he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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