idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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