I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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