Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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