Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
