well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
