I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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