Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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