Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
he thought i was a dude.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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