the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
My liver just had a heart attack.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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