And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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