Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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