my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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