she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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