I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Everyone says I win the strip club
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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