you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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