They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize