Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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