You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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