ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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