You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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