I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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