We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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