And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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