Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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