Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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