nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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