That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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