let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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